

From the vicious MudDrakes and their giant Frog God to the Witch Doctor and his powerful mojo spells, I can't help thinking that for a guy with a death wish like me, this place was a dream come true. So as I prepare to board a ship that will take me away from the nightmare that has been my life, I take one last look through this chicken scratch (er, make that MALLARD scratch), and recall the frosty and ferocious foes I had to battle. Believe me, everything I've written here is as true as the sky is blue, the grass is green and her hair that carried the soft scent of fresh wildflowers. On its pages you'll find my notes on File 35: The Case of the Missing Mojo.


What do YOU think of her? No wait, let's talk about this journal you're holding in your hot little hands. But SHE walked in the door and changed my life. It was time to crawl into a coconut shell and hide beneath a paper umbrella. I'd played the game, now I'd cashed in my chips and bought a one-way ticket to oblivion. I arrived here a washed up shell of the duck I used to be. All hope for the island will rest with a wanderer, a reluctant hero caught up in the end of the world, poised to save it, or to condemn it for all time. Legends foretell a time of strife, when Shabuhm Shabuhm, guardian of the gates of vile darkness, shall fall from his place of power. Acolyte Sorceress to the Temple of Shabuhm Shabuhm
